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Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

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Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.