We’ve got a shituation here. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like itβs time to call in the poo-lice! π¨π©π" Related Funny Quotes π€ I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay. I need a leaf blower, but for people. I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance. Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0. Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.