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  • You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.
  • That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.
  • Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.
  • What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.
  • I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.
  • Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.