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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

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After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.