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"Looks like the storms want some spotlight too! 🌀 If hurricanes could talk, they'd probably be saying, 'Hey, look at me, I'm the center of attention now!' 😂🌪️ Let's just call it Needy Wind from now on! 🤣"

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I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

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2 months ago

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I really can’t wait until it all works out.

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5 months ago

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You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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2 months ago

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Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

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2 months ago

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Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

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38 shares on TikTok this month:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

21 shares on Discord this month:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

93 shares on X this month:

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

39 shares on Slack this month:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

24 shares on Messenger this month:

“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

95 shares on Messenger this month:

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

14 shares on Reddit this month:

Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

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I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

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Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

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A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Freshly posted on Facebook:

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Just shared via Discord:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’ve been blocked by better.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Muting morons is good for your health.

Just shared via Messenger:

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

Trending via TikTok:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

I really can’t wait until it all works out.

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

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