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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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I am half agony, half hope.

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Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.