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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

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It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

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I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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Times New Roman never did anything to anybody. It was a real trooper. Then society unceremoniously dethroned it.

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There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

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That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

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I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

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My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me.

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Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

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What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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