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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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Things I hate about group work: The group.

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I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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All the clouds have come out to play today.

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Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.

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Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

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“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

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Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

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“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

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Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

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Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

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The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

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What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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