Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.
  • It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.
  • We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.
  • I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.
  • Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.
  • For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.