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When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

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You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

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We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

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I disagree with my politics.

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On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.