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"Ah, the sweet taste of rebellion! 🍦🌟 Who knew that dinner time rules were meant to be broken? If only we could whisper to our younger selves: 'Forget the veggies, go straight for the sprinkles!' 😉 #IceCreamRevolution"

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

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Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

90 shares on Messenger this month:

Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

42 shares on Discord this month:

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

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My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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I would like even faster food.

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I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

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Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

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My diet was going really well until I woke up.

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I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

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That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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