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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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Life is short, flirt with me!

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Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

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That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

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Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.