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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

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I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

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Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

I am half agony, half hope.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

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If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

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Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

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Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

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My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

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Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

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I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

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My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

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When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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