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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has downloaded:

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

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Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ has bookmarked:

We need a Disney princess whoโ€™s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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Iโ€™m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ has copied:

Just had a salad but it didnโ€™t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has viewed:

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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Not again. I mean good morning.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said โ€˜compliments to the chefโ€™.

Spotted on Twitch:

Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

Trending via X:

Iโ€™m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

Just landed via Pinterest:

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

Spotted on Facebook:

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

Shared recently on Discord:

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, โ€œslightly.โ€

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Called in, โ€œIโ€™m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.โ€

Reported on TikTok:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

When Iโ€™m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

When Iโ€™m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has bookmarked:

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? Iโ€™m pretty sure itโ€™s eight.

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I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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No one my age is single because theyโ€™re all unhappily married.

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If I go quiet, itโ€™s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฟ has viewed:

Iโ€™m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ธ has bookmarked:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has bookmarked:

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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Iโ€™m just here to make you wish I wasnโ€™t.

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Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

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If youโ€™re not happy single you wonโ€™t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

Shared recently on Discord:

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. Sheโ€™ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I donโ€™t get involved in anyoneโ€™s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Shared recently on WeChat:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Trending via YouTube:

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say โ€œguess where I amโ€. The library?

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