When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like the devil decided to outsource his evil schemes to your own brain – talk about cutting out the middleman! 🧠😈 Don't worry, even Hell wouldn't want to deal with that level of sass and wit for long! 🔥😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend. Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy. The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit. The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated. “I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?