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"Ah, the audacity of the teenage charger negotiator! 🙄 It's like a high-stakes game of 'Battery Wars' in the house! ⚡️😂 Next time, maybe we should start charging rent for those borrowed chargers! 💸🔌"

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10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

29 shares on Twitch this month:

Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

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I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

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How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

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Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

Live now on Discord:

Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

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Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

Going bananas on TikTok:

“Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

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Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

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Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Keep the laugh going 😂

I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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