When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

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What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?