When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.