Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”
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"Next time someone questions if your dog is adopted, hit 'em with that 'biologically mine' sass! 🐾 Don't mess with the paw-sonalities in this pack! 🤣 #FurReal #DoggyDNA"

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