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“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

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My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

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Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?