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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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Asking for permission is critical unless you want to be struck by a flying shoe 🚀😂🥿

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ask, bandaid, best, consent, decision, humor, i, pain, permission, quick, slow on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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