Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first. Posted onJan 22, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Asking for permission is critical unless you want to be struck by a flying shoe 🚀😂🥿 Related funny posts 😂 Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now. If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head. You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you. Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.