Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

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Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

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Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.