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- Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.
- Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!
- Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
- Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.
- Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.