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Looks like someone is not a fan of the month of love feeling shortchanged! 😆 Who needs a longer February when we can have more opportunities for chocolates and flowers, am I right? 🍫💐 But seriously, poor February getting picked on like this! 🗓️ #JusticeForFebruary

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If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

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Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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ROMO (relief of missing out)

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I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

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I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

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I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

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My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

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Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

Reincarnation, in this economy?

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You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

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