Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.