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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

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Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that Iโ€™m getting work done.

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Gaslighting myself into thinking Iโ€™m in a good mood.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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Tell me Iโ€™d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

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Not only is it not Friday, but itโ€™s not even Thursday.

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Airport security asked me if Iโ€™ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Letโ€™s start with that.

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Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Funny quote about losing oneself for nearly a decade, playful and self-deprecating humor.

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Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

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People text you when you look good in photos.

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Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

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Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

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I be outside telling people I donโ€™t got social media when they ask.

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The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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Calling someone a โ€œtough cookieโ€ isnโ€™t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

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In banana years, I am bread.

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