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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

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Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

57 shares on WeChat this month:

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

16 shares on Threads this month:

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

44 shares on Discord this month:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

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The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

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My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

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Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

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I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

Just landed via Slack:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

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“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

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Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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