Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhy did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max. According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet. The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker. My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”. They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!