Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

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I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

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Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.