Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now? Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When the Earth turns out to be a skatepark for cats, I'm ready! πΉπ±π Related funny posts π Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at. If the earth is so flat, explain why cats havenβt pushed everything off it yet. You canβt. If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it. A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet. I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.