Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.
- Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”
- I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.
- I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.
- I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.