Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like those little troublemakers are getting rewarded for their exceptional skills in procrastination! Maybe it's time for them to earn their stripes… and do some chores! 🤣🏆💪" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi. I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed. If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.