Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like those little troublemakers are getting rewarded for their exceptional skills in procrastination! Maybe it's time for them to earn their stripes… and do some chores! 🤣🏆💪" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months. I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed. I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.
