Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered? Commentary:Seems like they want the cake and eat it, or in this case, complain about the portion size and still enjoy the finger food! 🍰🤭 #SizeMattersButFingersDoItBetter Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people? Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer. If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym… Getting older is sexy. You moan more. I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?