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Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

Commentary:
Seems like they want the cake and eat it, or in this case, complain about the portion size and still enjoy the finger food! 🍰🤭 #SizeMattersButFingersDoItBetter

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged complain, fingered, humor, irony, moan, relationship, size, why, women on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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