“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

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My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.