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Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

Commentary:
Morning sleep is like a VIP concert with Adele, while nighttime is just karaoke with my alarm clock as the vocalist. 😴🎤⏰

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