Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

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Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

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I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.