Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

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Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

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Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.