Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission. Commentary:Atoms: breaking apart since the dawn of time, but still better at keeping secrets than I am at keeping WiFi connections stable! πππΆ Related Funny Quotes π€ I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen. I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle. Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood? So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response. Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.