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Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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Atoms: breaking apart since the dawn of time, but still better at keeping secrets than I am at keeping WiFi connections stable! πŸ˜‚πŸ”ŒπŸ“Ά

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged atoms, caught, chemistry, fission, humor, joke, just, never, pun, science, trust, why on Jul 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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