Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a selfie with extra steps! ๐ธ๐ Related funny posts ๐ I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it. Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks. One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap. Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piรฑa Coladas and getting caught in the rain. My wife screamed โyou havenโt listened to a single word Iโve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.