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50 shares on Slack this month:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

67 shares on Discord this month:

Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

84 shares on WeChat this month:

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

48 shares on Slack this month:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

71 shares on Slack this month:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

If you breakdance you buy dance.

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I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

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Breaking via Telegram:

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

Going viral on Slack:

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Going viral on Reddit:

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

Making waves on TikTok:

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Just landed via WeChat:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

Spotted on Reddit:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Just shared via Messenger:

Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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