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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

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An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

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If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

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Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

47 shares on Slack this month:

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

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Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

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Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

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What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

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The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

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My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Going bananas on Twitch:

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

Making waves on Reddit:

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

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It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

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I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

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