Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. Posted onOct 12, 2023Oct 12, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWomen call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle. “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.” Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly. If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.