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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Commentary:
Looks like some women have a talent for consistency! 😂💸 Double whammy for the poor guy! Looks like he's in a lose-lose situation, no matter what 💔 #GoldDiggerAlert

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged call, dating, humor, i, me, money, much, poor, self-esteem, ugly, wealth, women on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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