Y’all are single because y’all are looking for… Commentary:Trying to find 90's love today is like bringing your Walkman to a Spotify party 🎧😂📻 Related Funny Posts 🤝 You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively. Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you. I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.