Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.
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"Guess my charm isn't appetizing, but at least the leftovers were! 🍽️😂 #DinnerWin"

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