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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

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Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?