You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and …

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

Commentary:
“Ah, the age-old dentist’s dilemma: the eternal battle between tasty treats and pristine teeth! 🦷🍕 Just once, I wish they’d say, ‘Pizza is good for your soul, who cares about the teeth?’ 😆🍕 Keep smiling and flossing, folks!”

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