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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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2 months ago

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I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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5 months ago

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Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

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2 months ago

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Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

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5 months ago

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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2 months ago

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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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2 months ago

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99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

98 shares on Slack this month:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

84 shares on Threads this month:

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Threads:

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

Spotted on WeChat:

Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Breaking via Telegram:

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

Going viral on Snapchat:

They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

Going bananas on Threads:

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Making waves on Snapchat:

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

Seen just now on Discord:

A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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