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Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

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I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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2 months ago

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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2 months ago

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18 shares on TikTok this month:

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

25 shares on X this month:

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

37 shares on Slack this month:

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

65 shares on Discord this month:

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

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Just shared via Snapchat:

The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

Trending via TikTok:

My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

Just landed via Discord:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Making waves on Threads:

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

Shared recently on Discord:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Live now on Twitch:

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

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Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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