You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your problems start floating above your bed, it’s time to call a different kind of doctor! 👻🛏️🔮 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life. My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that. Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!” Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career. They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.