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I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

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If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

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Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.