You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”? Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a superhero movie where the hero forgot to show up! 😂👊🦸♂️ Related funny posts 😂 My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories. I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something. If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions? Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?