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Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

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My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.