You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair. Commentary:😂📚 "Ah, the Scholastic Book Fair—the last time my emotional range was as vast as the poster section! #FeelsInTheFiction Aisle" 🔖📖 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair. If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table. Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro. I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again. I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.