Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Who says parenting can't be fun and educational at the same time? 🤓🍸 Let's just hope the math problems don't start getting blurry after a few sips! 😂 #MathMomsGoneWild"

drink, great, help, homework, humor, kid, know, math, parenting, struggle, vodka

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

0

5 months ago

advice, am, bad, call, calling, care, communication, humor, i, radio, radio station, relationship, station
I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

0

6 months ago

active, avoidance, humor, mindset, peace, procrastination, relaxation, self-care, through
I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

0

2 months ago

adulthood, always, aunt, family, humor, i, lot, money, myself, realization, responsibility, thought
Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

0

2 months ago

beautiful, blowing, call, humor, phone, severe, severe thunderstorm warning, thunderstorm, warning, woman, women
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

0

2 months ago

forgetfulness, humor, i, memory, repetition, terrible
Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

0

2 months ago

Earth, humor, inheriting, irony, know, meek, question, today

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

98 shares on TikTok this month:

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

32 shares on Slack this month:

The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s coming—either absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on X:

One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

Spreading quickly via X:

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Going viral on YouTube:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

Going viral on Discord:

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

Making waves on TikTok:

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Broadcasted on X:

Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

Making waves on Twitch:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨