Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.