You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.