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"Ah, the moment of truth at the dentist's office: the fear shifts from the pain of the procedure to the pain in your wallet! 💸😬 But hey, at least you can laugh about it… to avoid crying! 😂"

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My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

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2 months ago

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What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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2 months ago

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I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

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5 months ago

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I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

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2 months ago

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Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.

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6 days ago

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Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

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2 months ago

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30 shares on YouTube this month:

Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

73 shares on Discord this month:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

26 shares on Slack this month:

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

58 shares on Discord this month:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

76 shares on X this month:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

25 shares on X this month:

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

Windmill? Big fan.

78 shares on Discord this month:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

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I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

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Spotted on TikTok:

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

Trending via YouTube:

(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

Trending via Discord:

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Seen just now on X:

I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

Just landed via Threads:

Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.

Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

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