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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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"Ah, the moment of truth at the dentist's office: the fear shifts from the pain of the procedure to the pain in your wallet! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜ฌ But hey, at least you can laugh about it… to avoid crying! ๐Ÿ˜‚"



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