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"Ah, the moment of truth at the dentist's office: the fear shifts from the pain of the procedure to the pain in your wallet! 💸😬 But hey, at least you can laugh about it… to avoid crying! 😂"

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Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

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Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

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63 shares on WeChat this month:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

36 shares on Discord this month:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

83 shares on Discord this month:

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

95 shares on Threads this month:

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

11 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

29 shares on Discord this month:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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I would rather lose you than the argument.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

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Broadcasted on Discord:

Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Seen just now on X:

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Making waves on Discord:

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

Spotted on Reddit:

When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

Going viral on Snapchat:

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

Seen just now on Threads:

By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

Making waves on Slack:

I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

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