Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.
  • A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.
  • I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.
  • I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.
  • More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.
  • Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.