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- As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.
- Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
- In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.
- With great power comes a great electricity bill.
- Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.
