You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home. With great power comes a great electricity bill. Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.
