You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

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More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.