“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

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Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

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I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

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Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.