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My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.