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Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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Being alone is my favourite way of being.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

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I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.