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"Remembering where you came from is not just about nostalgia, it's also a great way to find those elusive keys! 🗝️🤔 Who knew your origins were also the key to your belongings?"

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

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I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

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True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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Sausage might clog my arteries, but it lubricates my soul.

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I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

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They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

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Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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I am thick and tired.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

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Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

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Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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