Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.
  • Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.
  • Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.
  • If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.
  • That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.
  • I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.