“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to. Posted on5 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers. I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need. Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.
