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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?