“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat co… Commentary:Looks like your cat's got some real estate ambitions! 🐱💼 Better watch out before he starts investing in catnip futures and litter box condos. 😂 #Catpreneurship Related Funny Posts 🤝 Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well. There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump. Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out. I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent. “You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.