You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?
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"Ah, Pilates – the workout so intense, it even has biblical origins! 💪🙏 Who knew getting those abs of steel could be so… divine? 😂 #HolyGains"

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