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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

Commentary:
"Ah, Pilates – the workout so intense, it even has biblical origins! πŸ’ͺπŸ™ Who knew getting those abs of steel could be so… divine? πŸ˜‚ #HolyGains"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged exercise, fitness, humor, Jesus, killed, me, Pilates, reference, religious, religious reference, sarcasm, thing, want on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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