You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus? Commentary:"Ah, Pilates – the workout so intense, it even has biblical origins! 💪🙏 Who knew getting those abs of steel could be so… divine? 😂 #HolyGains" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar? You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK? They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat. Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos. Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.
