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She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.