You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles? The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back. Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep. Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry. You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.