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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

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Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.