“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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You can’t spell disappointment without me.

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.