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People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

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Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Just landed via YouTube:

“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

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So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.

Just shared via X:

Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

Making waves on Reddit:

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

Making waves on WeChat:

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

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When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

76 shares on Facebook this month:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

61 shares on YouTube this month:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

28 shares on X this month:

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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Spotted on TikTok:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Making waves on X:

When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

Spreading quickly via X:

Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

Just landed via Slack:

Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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