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Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

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Going viral on X:

I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Relationship status: I love my bed.

Breaking via Instagram:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Making waves on TikTok:

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Just landed via Discord:

The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

Making waves on Pinterest:

When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

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I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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25 shares on Pinterest this month:

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

79 shares on Slack this month:

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

36 shares on X this month:

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

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Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

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Going bananas on Threads:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Going viral on Telegram:

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

Making waves on Instagram:

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Making waves on Facebook:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Just shared via TikTok:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

Trending via Instagram:

Come on, karma, do your job.

Making waves on Facebook:

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Breaking via Telegram:

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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