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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

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People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

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Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.