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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

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I'm trading my life preserver for a shovel because it's getting deep in here! 🤿🦺💩

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, bullshit, drowning, frustration, here, humor, i, irony, planet, sarcasm, water on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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