70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowni… Commentary:I'm trading my life preserver for a shovel because it's getting deep in here! 🤿🦺💩 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison. I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb? So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again. Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet. For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.
