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Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

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Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

My favorite hobby is withering away.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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Broadcasted on Discord:

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Broadcasted on Discord:

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Making waves on WeChat:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Breaking via Telegram:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Going viral on Reddit:

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Just landed via YouTube:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Going viral on Instagram:

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

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99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

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🎉 Ah, the thrilling excitement of adulting! When your birthday turns from wild parties to polite text exchanges, you know you've officially leveled up in maturity. It's like a sophisticated dance of balance between genuine gratitude and minimal effort – the ultimate art of adulthood! Happy "thanks so much"ing! 😉🎈

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Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Making waves on Reddit:

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Trending via Messenger:

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

Seen just now on Slack:

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

Spotted on Twitch:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Spotted on Slack:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Just landed via YouTube:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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